Active Coach
Brendan Dever
The Skrtles8 seasons · 2017–2026
54
Career wins
54–55–1 · .495
0
Large Bowls
1 appearance
5
Playoff berths
of 8 seasons
120.0
Points per game
13196 for · 13058 against
Season X · Week 8
The Skrtles
Record
3–4
6th in the league
Points For
852.9
This season
Points Against
867.9
This season
Projected
123.2
Week 8 starters
The Skrtles123.21 left · live proj 90.9vsChief Keith141.21 left · live proj 121.7
Week 8 · Proj.Full matchup →
Season X
Current Roster
Lineup complete · 9 startersUpdated 2 minutes ago
SlotStarterPtsProj
QB
Drake MayeFinal
22.1Drake MayeQB · NE 24–19 MIA · Final
22.5Points
22.1Projected
- Passing
- 16/20
- Pass yards
- 199
- Pass TD
- 2
- Rush yards
- 5
- Rush TD
- 1
RB
Kenneth Walker IIIFinal
19.9Kenneth Walker IIIRB · KC 24–28 DEN · Final
12.4Points
19.9Projected
- Carries
- 21
- Rush yards
- 69
- Receptions
- 4
- Rec yards
- 15
RB
D'Andre SwiftNot started
14.7D'Andre SwiftRB · @ SEA · 11/2 - 8:15 PM EST
—Points
14.7Projected
No stats yet — the game has not started.
ESPN · Updated 2 minutes agoWR
Amon-Ra St. BrownFinal
17.8Amon-Ra St. BrownWR · DET 19–15 MIN · Final
12.6Points
17.8Projected
- Carries
- 1
- Rush yards
- 10
- Receptions
- 7
- Rec yards
- 46
WR
Jordan AddisonFinal
9.8Jordan AddisonWR · MIN 15–19 DET · Final
11.6Points
9.8Projected
- Receptions
- 3
- Rec yards
- 66
TE
Dallas GoedertFinal
11.0Dallas GoedertTE · PHI 10–27 WSH · Final
7.2Points
11.0Projected
- Carries
- 1
- Rush yards
- 2
- Receptions
- 4
- Rec yards
- 30
FLEX
Germie BernardFinal
10.8Germie BernardWR · PIT 27–6 CLE · Final
8.0Points
10.8Projected
- Receptions
- 5
- Rec yards
- 30
D/ST
Bengals D/STFinal
6.0Bengals D/STD/ST · CIN 43–36 TEN · Final
2.0Points
6.0Projected
No stat breakdown from ESPN for this player yet.
ESPN · Updated 2 minutes agoK
Will ReichardFinal
11.2Will ReichardK · MIN 15–19 DET · Final
—Points
11.2Projected
No stat breakdown from ESPN for this player yet.
ESPN · Updated 2 minutes agoBench
BE
Rico DowdleFinal
9.3Rico DowdleRB · PIT 27–6 CLE · Final
11.6Points
9.3Projected
- Carries
- 15
- Rush yards
- 56
- Rush TD
- 1
BE
Eagles D/STFinal
3.7Eagles D/STD/ST · PHI 10–27 WSH · Final
4.0Points
3.7Projected
No stat breakdown from ESPN for this player yet.
ESPN · Updated 2 minutes agoBE
A.J. BrownFinal
0.0A.J. BrownWR · NE 24–19 MIA · Final
—Points
0.0Projected
No stat breakdown from ESPN for this player yet.
ESPN · Updated 2 minutes agoBE
Davante AdamsFinal
0.0Davante AdamsWR · LAR 24–9 LAC · Final
—Points
0.0Projected
No stat breakdown from ESPN for this player yet.
ESPN · Updated 2 minutes agoBE
Kyle MonangaiNot started
0.0Kyle MonangaiRB · @ SEA · 11/2 - 8:15 PM EST
—Points
0.0Projected
No stats yet — the game has not started.
ESPN · Updated 2 minutes agoBE
Alvin KamaraStatus unavailable
0.0Alvin KamaraRB
—Points
0.0Projected
No stat breakdown from ESPN for this player yet.
ESPN · Updated 2 minutes agoStarters76.3123.2
Updated 2 minutes ago
Career
All-Time Record
Regular Season
51–50–1
.505
Postseason
3–5
.375
All-Play
511–498–1
luck -1.7
Seasons
8
2017–2026
Expected wins
51.4
actual 51 · -0.4 luck
Median record
47–55
weekly score vs median
Manager efficiency
88.9%
actual ÷ optimal
Start/sit cost
1606.6
107 analysed weeks
Standing In The Book
Records Held
League leader0.06
Smallest Margin of Victory
The Skrtles 118.48 def. Crab Meat 118.42
3rd all-time40.20
Highest Large Bowl Performance
WR · The Skrtles
3rd all-time155.18
Lowest Combined Score
The Skrtles 91.96 def. Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend 63.22
Career
Signature Games
Highest Score
178.5
2018
Lowest Score
62.2
2022
Biggest Win
+76.1
2018
Closest Win
+0.06
2022
Best Loss
143.7
2017
Streaks
W8 · L7
Longest winning / losing runs
Timeline
Career Path
| Season | Team | Regular | Finish |
|---|---|---|---|
| I2017 |  RIP SKRT | 7–6 | Playoff Berth |
| II2018 |  RIP SKRT (SKRTLES) | 8–5 | Semifinalist |
| III2019 |  The Skrtles | 6–6–1 | Semifinalist |
| VI2022 |  The Skrtles | 5–9 | 10th |
| VII2023 | The Skrtles | 10–4 | Large Bowl Runner-Up |
| VIII2024 | The Skrtles | 7–7 | Playoff Berth |
| IX2025 | The Skrtles | 5–9 | 9th |
| X2026 | The Skrtles | 3–4 | Week 8 in progress |
Milestones
2017
Joined the league with RIP SKRT
Season I · finished Playoff Berth
2018
Rebranded as RIP SKRT (SKRTLES)
Previously RIP SKRT
2019
Rebranded as The Skrtles
Previously RIP SKRT (SKRTLES)
2023
Best season: 10–4
The Skrtles · 1994 points for
2026
Most recent season with The Skrtles
3–4 · Week 8 in progress
Official Honors
Trophy Case
Large Bowl Appearance
Runner-up
From the record
Playoff Appearance5×
5 seasons in the championship bracket
From the record
Postseason
Playoff History
VIII
Quarterfinal vs Pizza Planet2024 · Seamus Flanigan138.7–162.0VII
Large Bowl vs Run CMC2023 · Ryan Orzeck102.8–118.5VII
Semifinal vs Dumb Blondes2023 · Nikolas Steacker156.1–124.2IIISemifinal vs Run CMC2019 · Ryan Orzeck115.3–151.9III
Quarterfinal vs The Thrashers2019 · George Greeby123.1–97.8II
Semifinal vs Dumb Blondes2018 · Nikolas Steacker112.4–115.3II
Quarterfinal vs Beats By Ray2018 · Seamus Flanigan155.9–122.4IQuarterfinal vs The Campers2017 · Mike Campellone135.2–136.1
Quarterfinal vs Pizza Planet2024 · Seamus Flanigan138.7–162.0VIILarge Bowl vs Run CMC2023 · Ryan Orzeck102.8–118.5VIISemifinal vs Dumb Blondes2023 · Nikolas Steacker156.1–124.2IIISemifinal vs Run CMC2019 · Ryan Orzeck115.3–151.9IIIQuarterfinal vs The Thrashers2019 · George Greeby123.1–97.8IISemifinal vs Dumb Blondes2018 · Nikolas Steacker112.4–115.3IIQuarterfinal vs Beats By Ray2018 · Seamus Flanigan155.9–122.4IQuarterfinal vs The Campers2017 · Mike Campellone135.2–136.1Rivalries
Head to Head
| Opponent | All-Time | Streak |
|---|---|---|
 Luke Spicer | 7–6 | W1 |
| John McCoy | 8–4 | W4 |
 Nikolas Steacker | 7–5 | W2 |
 Ryan Orzeck | 2–10 | L6 |
 Ethan Spicer | 7–5 | L1 |
 Seamus Flanigan | 4–7 | L4 |
 Keith Paley Jr. | 3–7 | L3 |
 Eric Peters | 8–2 | W1 |
 George Greeby | 4–2–1 | L1 |
| Gabe Giovene | 2–1 | L1 |
| Connor Fennell | 1–1 | W1 |
| Luke Pryor | 1–1 | L1 |
| Mike Campellone | 0–2 | L2 |
| Dan Jurgelewicz | 1–0 | W1 |
| Will Judd | 0–1 | L1 |
| Pat Fischetti | 0–1 | L1 |
 Ben Spicer | 0–1 | L1 |
Draft
Draft History
X · 2026
Amon-Ra St. Brown
WRPick #5 · 15 selections
IX · 2025
Amon-Ra St. Brown
WRPick #8 · 15 selections
VIII · 2024
Breece Hall
RBPick #2 · 15 selections
VII · 2023
Austin Ekeler
RBPick #6 · 15 selections
122 career selections across 8 drafts.
Archive
Complete Game Log
| Season | Opponent | Score | Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| X | Beats by RaySeamus Flanigan | 109.6–133.0 | L |
| X | Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters | 126.4–88.5 | W |
| X | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 132.5–163.6 | L |
| X | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 102.4–124.4 | L |
| X | Dumpy UmbrellaBen Spicer | 86.6–120.4 | L |
| X | Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker | 140.6–113.6 | W |
| X | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 154.9–124.4 | W |
| IX | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 101.3–120.4 | L |
| IX | Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr. | 76.0–126.4 | L |
| IX | Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker | 136.7–122.2 | W |
| IX | The ThrashersGeorge Greeby | 100.6–107.9 | L |
| IX | Gas PackJohn McCoy | 130.7–91.2 | W |
| IX | Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan | 98.5–120.6 | L |
| IX | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 109.1–83.5 | W |
| IX | Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters | 108.6–133.3 | L |
| IX | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 113.5–120.8 | L |
| IX | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 116.9–121.0 | L |
| IX | Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr. | 119.5–131.0 | L |
| IX | Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker | 92.2–112.0 | L |
| IX | The ThrashersGeorge Greeby | 137.2–122.7 | W |
| IX | Gas PackJohn McCoy | 99.9–82.5 | W |
| VIII | Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan | 138.7–162.0 | L |
| VIII | Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr. | 86.7–124.4 | L |
| VIII | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 154.0–99.3 | W |
| VIII | Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters | 121.9–104.2 | W |
| VIII | Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker | 139.4–119.1 | W |
| VIII | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 75.5–103.4 | L |
| VIII | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 121.0–133.3 | L |
| VIII | Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene | 116.5–130.6 | L |
| VIII | Gas PackJohn McCoy | 134.2–105.0 | W |
| VIII | Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan | 111.4–124.1 | L |
| VIII | Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr. | 125.4–91.8 | W |
| VIII | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 94.7–117.1 | L |
| VIII | Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters | 105.7–102.4 | W |
| VIII | Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker | 130.7–132.5 | L |
| VIII | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 107.4–105.9 | W |
| VII | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 102.8–118.5 | L |
| VII | Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker | 156.1–124.2 | W |
| VII | Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters | 107.7–91.8 | W |
| VII | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 134.0–179.9 | L |
| VII | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 118.1–169.5 | L |
| VII | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 123.7–99.8 | W |
| VII | Gas PackJohn McCoy | 165.0–131.0 | W |
| VII | Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr. | 131.2–86.8 | W |
| VII | Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene | 144.3–106.0 | W |
| VII | Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan | 125.8–123.3 | W |
| VII | Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker | 131.5–91.9 | W |
| VII | Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters | 92.0–63.2 | W |
| VII | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 103.0–76.9 | W |
| VII | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 110.4–163.3 | L |
| VII | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 152.5–124.8 | W |
| VII | Gas PackJohn McCoy | 96.3–97.0 | L |
| VI | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 91.9–96.9 | L |
| VI | The ThrashedGeorge Greeby | 92.4–121.0 | L |
| VI | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 116.4–141.8 | L |
| VI | Gas PackJohn McCoy | 109.0–113.2 | L |
| VI | Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan | 93.8–138.7 | L |
| VI | Shirtless TeamPat Fischetti | 62.2–98.4 | L |
| VI | Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene | 134.4–113.3 | W |
| VI | Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters | 107.1–121.8 | L |
| VI | Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr. | 120.7–128.6 | L |
| VI | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 158.1–119.1 | W |
| VI | Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker | 106.2–73.1 | W |
| VI | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 118.5–118.4 | W |
| VI | The ThrashedGeorge Greeby | 137.9–127.6 | W |
| VI | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 105.7–150.1 | L |
| III | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 115.3–151.9 | L |
| III | The ThrashersGeorge Greeby | 123.1–97.8 | W |
| III | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 127.3–92.2 | W |
| III | The ThrashersGeorge Greeby | 145.1–85.1 | W |
| III | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 95.2–146.7 | L |
| III | The TeamJohn McCoy | 109.2–96.0 | W |
| III | Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker | 126.1–147.3 | L |
| III | Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr. | 110.1–172.5 | L |
| III | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 84.8–94.4 | L |
| III | Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan | 130.9–125.3 | W |
| III | Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters | 140.3–104.4 | W |
| III | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 138.9–100.9 | W |
| III | The ThrashersGeorge Greeby | 144.7–144.7 | T |
| III | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 118.0–151.0 | L |
| III | The TeamJohn McCoy | 126.6–141.9 | L |
| II | Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker | 112.4–115.3 | L |
| II | Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan | 155.9–122.4 | W |
| II | Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters | 139.2–104.3 | W |
| II | Bad JuJuRyan Orzeck & Ethan Spicer | 109.4–135.5 | L |
| II | Adrian BeatersonJohn McCoy | 154.6–78.5 | W |
| II | Spare Players?Keith Paley Jr. | 120.5–170.5 | L |
| II | Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker | 127.1–86.1 | W |
| II | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 114.3–112.7 | W |
| II | Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan | 146.2–123.6 | W |
| II | Team PryorLuke Pryor | 107.0–153.3 | L |
| II | Ron Mexico's RevengeWill Judd | 107.3–140.5 | L |
| II | Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters | 167.7–140.5 | W |
| II | Bad JuJuRyan Orzeck & Ethan Spicer | 115.1–89.8 | W |
| II | Adrian BeatersonJohn McCoy | 105.6–158.4 | L |
| II | Spare Players?Keith Paley Jr. | 178.5–135.5 | W |
| I | The CampersMike Campellone | 135.2–136.1 | L |
| I | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 140.9–125.0 | W |
| I | Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan | 143.7–165.9 | L |
| I | I'm retardedConnor Fennell | 136.7–89.1 | W |
| I | DogShxt WeetardsJohn McCoy | 108.0–103.2 | W |
| I | The CampersMike Campellone | 84.7–93.3 | L |
| I | Fook FloydLuke Pryor | 126.2–116.5 | W |
| I | Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker | 94.3–151.8 | L |
| I | Team JurgelewiczDan Jurgelewicz | 133.0–75.2 | W |
| I | Team PaleyKeith Paley Jr. | 91.7–109.4 | L |
| I | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 112.2–95.9 | W |
| I | Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan | 137.5–154.8 | L |
| I | I'm retardedConnor Fennell | 118.4–123.1 | L |
| I | DogShxt WeetardsJohn McCoy | 131.7–71.1 | W |