The League

Record Book

10 seasons · 705 official games

High Team Score

210.54

Keith Paley Jr.

Career Wins

Ryan Orzeck

High Single-Week Score

57.90

Tyreek Hill

Large Bowl Championships

Seamus Flanigan

Category

Career marks. A coach carries their record across every team name they have ever used.

Most Career Wins

Regular season plus championship-bracket playoff wins.

1Ryan OrzeckRun CMC · 80–47 overall80 2Seamus FlaniganBeats by Ray · 79–63 overall79 3Luke SpicerSpicey Sauce · 72–66 overall72 4Nikolas SteackerDumb Blondes · 72–69 overall72 5Keith Paley Jr.Chief Keith · 70–64 overall70 6John McCoyGas Pack · 62–69 overall62 7Ethan SpicerCrab Meat · 60–64 overall60 8Brendan DeverThe Skrtles · 54–55–1 overall54 9Eric PetersBell-o Darkness My Old Friend · 54–67 overall54 10George GreebyThe Thrashers · 33–34–1 overall33

Most Regular-Season Wins

1Ryan OrzeckRun CMC · 74–42 regular season74 2Seamus FlaniganBeats by Ray · 71–58 regular season71 3Luke SpicerSpicey Sauce · 69–60 regular season69 4Keith Paley Jr.Chief Keith · 68–61 regular season68 5Nikolas SteackerDumb Blondes · 65–64 regular season65 6John McCoyGas Pack · 58–64 regular season58 7Ethan SpicerCrab Meat · 56–60 regular season56 8Eric PetersBell-o Darkness My Old Friend · 52–64 regular season52 9Brendan DeverThe Skrtles · 51–50–1 regular season51 10George GreebyThe Thrashers · 29–32–1 regular season29

Best Career Win %

Minimum 20 official games.

1Ryan OrzeckRun CMC · 80–47 overall.630 2Seamus FlaniganBeats by Ray · 79–63 overall.556 3Keith Paley Jr.Chief Keith · 70–64 overall.522 4Luke SpicerSpicey Sauce · 72–66 overall.522 5Nikolas SteackerDumb Blondes · 72–69 overall.511 6Brendan DeverThe Skrtles · 54–55–1 overall.495 7George GreebyThe Thrashers · 33–34–1 overall.493 8Ethan SpicerCrab Meat · 60–64 overall.484 9John McCoyGas Pack · 62–69 overall.473 10Eric PetersBell-o Darkness My Old Friend · 54–67 overall.446

Best Regular-Season Win %

Minimum 20 regular-season games.

1Ryan OrzeckRun CMC · 74–42 regular season.638 2Seamus FlaniganBeats by Ray · 71–58 regular season.550 3Luke SpicerSpicey Sauce · 69–60 regular season.535 4Keith Paley Jr.Chief Keith · 68–61 regular season.527 5Brendan DeverThe Skrtles · 51–50–1 regular season.505 6Nikolas SteackerDumb Blondes · 65–64 regular season.504 7Ethan SpicerCrab Meat · 56–60 regular season.483 8George GreebyThe Thrashers · 29–32–1 regular season.476 9John McCoyGas Pack · 58–64 regular season.475 10Eric PetersBell-o Darkness My Old Friend · 52–64 regular season.448

Career Points Scored

1Seamus FlaniganBeats by Ray17526.00 2Nikolas SteackerDumb Blondes17143.82 3Luke SpicerSpicey Sauce16481.66 4Keith Paley Jr.Chief Keith16316.08 5Ryan OrzeckRun CMC16095.38 6John McCoyGas Pack15479.26 7Ethan SpicerCrab Meat15156.56 8Eric PetersBell-o Darkness My Old Friend14401.64 9Brendan DeverThe Skrtles13195.58 10George GreebyThe Thrashers8538.38

Career Points Per Game

Minimum 20 official games.

1Ryan OrzeckRun CMC · 127 games126.74 2George GreebyThe Thrashers · 68 games125.56 3Seamus FlaniganBeats by Ray · 142 games123.42 4Ethan SpicerCrab Meat · 124 games122.23 5Keith Paley Jr.Chief Keith · 134 games121.76 6Nikolas SteackerDumb Blondes · 141 games121.59 7Luke PryorTeam Pryor · 26 games121.54 8Brendan DeverThe Skrtles · 110 games119.96 9Luke SpicerSpicey Sauce · 138 games119.43 10Eric PetersBell-o Darkness My Old Friend · 121 games119.02

Most Points Scored Against

Total points opponents scored against the coach in official games.

1Seamus FlaniganBeats by Ray · 142 games17215.38 2Nikolas SteackerDumb Blondes · 141 games16971.40 3Luke SpicerSpicey Sauce · 138 games16498.92 4Keith Paley Jr.Chief Keith · 134 games16174.24 5John McCoyGas Pack · 131 games16010.60 6Ethan SpicerCrab Meat · 124 games15269.64 7Ryan OrzeckRun CMC · 127 games15138.24 8Eric PetersBell-o Darkness My Old Friend · 121 games14257.74 9Brendan DeverThe Skrtles · 110 games13057.82 10Gabe GioveneNasty Slobs · 71 games8575.58

Most Points Scored Against Per Game

Average points opponents scored against the coach per official game. Minimum 20 official games.

1George GreebyThe Thrashers · 68 games124.43 2Ethan SpicerCrab Meat · 124 games123.14 3John McCoyGas Pack · 131 games122.22 4Luke PryorTeam Pryor · 26 games121.50 5Seamus FlaniganBeats by Ray · 142 games121.24 6Gabe GioveneNasty Slobs · 71 games120.78 7Keith Paley Jr.Chief Keith · 134 games120.70 8Nikolas SteackerDumb Blondes · 141 games120.36 9Luke SpicerSpicey Sauce · 138 games119.56 10Ryan OrzeckRun CMC · 127 games119.20

Most Playoff Appearances

1Seamus FlaniganBeats by Ray · 10 seasons8 2Ryan OrzeckRun CMC · 9 seasons7 3Luke SpicerSpicey Sauce · 10 seasons6 4Nikolas SteackerDumb Blondes · 10 seasons6 5Brendan DeverThe Skrtles · 8 seasons5 6Ethan SpicerCrab Meat · 9 seasons5 7John McCoyGas Pack · 9 seasons5 8Keith Paley Jr.Chief Keith · 10 seasons4 9Eric PetersBell-o Darkness My Old Friend · 9 seasons3 10George GreebyThe Thrashers · 5 seasons3

Luck Differential

Actual wins minus expected wins.

1Ryan OrzeckRun CMC · all-play 680–487+5.96 2Luke SpicerSpicey Sauce · all-play 633–633+3.00 3Keith Paley Jr.Chief Keith · all-play 628–604+1.66 4Seamus FlaniganBeats by Ray · all-play 705–588+1.61 5Nikolas SteackerDumb Blondes · all-play 667–622-0.90 6John McCoyGas Pack · all-play 579–621-1.27 7Ethan SpicerCrab Meat · all-play 562–572-1.50 8Brendan DeverThe Skrtles · all-play 511–498-1.66 9Gabe GioveneNasty Slobs · all-play 284–381-2.32 10Luke PryorTeam Pryor · all-play 125–109-2.88

How this is calculated

Expected wins = (all-play win %) × (games played). All-play compares a coach’s weekly score against every other score in the league that week. Positive = won more than the scores alone predicted.

Best All-Play Record

How a coach would fare playing every team every week.

1Ryan OrzeckRun CMC · 680–487.583 2George GreebyThe Thrashers · 351–284.553 3Seamus FlaniganBeats by Ray · 705–588.545 4Luke PryorTeam Pryor · 125–109.534 5Nikolas SteackerDumb Blondes · 667–622.517 6Keith Paley Jr.Chief Keith · 628–604.510 7Brendan DeverThe Skrtles · 511–498.506 8Luke SpicerSpicey Sauce · 633–633.500 9Ethan SpicerCrab Meat · 562–572.496 10John McCoyGas Pack · 579–621.483

How this is calculated

Each week, the coach’s score is compared with every other team’s score that week. Removes schedule luck entirely.