Active Coach1× Large Bowl Champion
Nikolas Steacker
Dumb Blondes10 seasons · 2017–2026
72
Career wins
72–69 · .511
1
Large Bowls
3 appearances
6
Playoff berths
of 10 seasons
121.6
Points per game
17144 for · 16971 against
Season X · Week 8
Dumb Blondes
Record
2–5
10th in the league
Points For
795.5
This season
Points Against
858.9
This season
Projected
121.4
Week 8 starters
Dumb Blondes121.40 left · live proj 148.6vsThe Thrashers127.71 left · live proj 139.1
Week 8 · Proj.Full matchup →
Season X
Current Roster
Lineup complete · 9 startersUpdated a minute ago
SlotStarterPtsProj
QB
Kirk CousinsFinal
16.6Kirk CousinsQB · LV 38–33 NYJ · Final
28.2Points
16.6Projected
- Passing
- 19/26
- Pass yards
- 247
- Pass TD
- 3
- Rush yards
- 3
- Rush TD
- 1
RB
Quinshon JudkinsFinal
11.2Quinshon JudkinsRB · CLE 6–27 PIT · Final
6.9Points
11.2Projected
- Carries
- 11
- Rush yards
- 25
- Receptions
- 2
- Rec yards
- 24
RB
Chuba HubbardFinal
15.3Chuba HubbardRB · CAR 19–27 GB · Final
24.9Points
15.3Projected
- Carries
- 22
- Rush yards
- 81
- Rush TD
- 1
- Receptions
- 7
- Rec yards
- 38
WR
Michael WilsonFinal
12.7Michael WilsonWR · ARI 33–30 DAL · Final
26.8Points
12.7Projected
- Carries
- 1
- Rush yards
- 17
- Receptions
- 8
- Rec yards
- 111
- Rec TD
- 1
WR
Justin JeffersonFinal
17.9Justin JeffersonWR · MIN 15–19 DET · Final
14.3Points
17.9Projected
- Receptions
- 5
- Rec yards
- 33
- Rec TD
- 1
TE
Sam LaPortaFinal
10.7Sam LaPortaTE · DET 19–15 MIN · Final
6.5Points
10.7Projected
- Carries
- 1
- Rush yards
- 2
- Receptions
- 3
- Rec yards
- 33
FLEX
Puka NacuaFinal
22.8Puka NacuaWR · LAR 24–9 LAC · Final
25.0Points
22.8Projected
- Receptions
- 11
- Rec yards
- 80
- Rec TD
- 1
D/ST
Buccaneers D/STFinal
4.0Buccaneers D/STD/ST · TB 16–0 ATL · Final
15.0Points
4.0Projected
No stat breakdown from ESPN for this player yet.
ESPN · Updated a minute agoK
Spencer ShraderFinal
10.2Spencer ShraderK · IND 7–42 JAX · Final
1.0Points
10.2Projected
No stat breakdown from ESPN for this player yet.
ESPN · Updated a minute agoBench
BE
Patrick MahomesFinal
14.2Patrick MahomesQB · KC 24–28 DEN · Final
25.4Points
14.2Projected
- Passing
- 30/41
- Pass yards
- 321
- Pass TD
- 3
- Rush yards
- 6
BE
Stefon DiggsFinal
12.6Stefon DiggsWR · WSH 27–10 PHI · Final
12.8Points
12.6Projected
- Receptions
- 3
- Rec yards
- 38
- Rec TD
- 1
BE
Travis KelceFinal
9.3Travis KelceTE · KC 24–28 DEN · Final
11.7Points
9.3Projected
- Receptions
- 5
- Rec yards
- 67
BE
Xavier WorthyFinal
8.2Xavier WorthyWR · KC 24–28 DEN · Final
4.3Points
8.2Projected
- Receptions
- 3
- Rec yards
- 13
BE
Omarion HamptonFinal
8.2Omarion HamptonRB · LAC 9–24 LAR · Final
4.7Points
8.2Projected
- Carries
- 9
- Rush yards
- 20
- Receptions
- 2
- Rec yards
- 7
BE
C.J. StroudStatus unavailable
0.0C.J. StroudQB
—Points
0.0Projected
No stat breakdown from ESPN for this player yet.
ESPN · Updated a minute agoStarters148.6121.4
Updated a minute ago
Career
All-Time Record
Regular Season
65–64
.504
Postseason
7–5
.583
All-Play
667–622
luck -0.9
Seasons
10
2017–2026
Expected wins
65.2
actual 65 · -0.2 luck
Median record
64–65
weekly score vs median
Manager efficiency
86.2%
actual ÷ optimal
Start/sit cost
2725.7
140 analysed weeks
Standing In The Book
Records Held
League leader1368.18
Fewest Points Allowed
9–4
League leader35.00
Highest Defense / Special Teams Score
D/ST · Dumb Blondes
League leader48.70
Highest FLEX Score
FLEX · Dumb Blondes
League leader3
Most Large Bowl Appearances
2nd all-time17143.82
Career Points Scored
2nd all-time164.96
Highest Losing Score
vs Adrian Beaterson 164.96–182.24
2nd all-time7
Most Playoff Wins
7–5 in the bracket
2nd all-time16971.40
Most Points Scored Against
141 games
3rd all-time43.50
Highest Bench Score
Left on the bench
3rd all-time24.00
Highest Kicker Score
K · Dumb Blondes
3rd all-time54.32
Lowest Losing Score
vs Run CMC 54.32–120.12
3rd all-time54.32
Lowest Team Score
vs Run CMC 54.32–120.12
Career
Signature Games
Highest Score
178.1
2018
Lowest Score
54.3
2022
Biggest Win
+84.9
2018
Closest Win
+0.30
2024
Best Loss
165.0
2018
Streaks
W8 · L7
Longest winning / losing runs
Timeline
Career Path
| Season | Team | Regular | Finish |
|---|---|---|---|
| I2017 |  Dumb Blondes | 9–4 | Large Bowl Runner-Up |
| II2018 | Dumb Blondes | 8–5 | Large Bowl II Champion |
| III2019 |  Dumb Blondes | 9–4 | Large Bowl Runner-Up |
| IV2020 | Dumb Blondes | 4–9 | 7th |
| V2021 | Dumb Blondes | 8–6 | Semifinalist |
| VI2022 |  Dumb Blondes | 4–10 | 12th |
| VII2023 | Dumb Blondes | 9–5 | Semifinalist |
| VIII2024 | Dumb Blondes | 5–9 | 8th |
| IX2025 | Dumb Blondes | 7–7 | Playoff Berth |
| X2026 | Dumb Blondes | 2–5 | Week 8 in progress |
Milestones
2017
Joined the league with Dumb Blondes
Season I · finished Large Bowl Runner-Up
2017
Best season: 9–4
Dumb Blondes · 1930 points for
2018
Won Large Bowl II
Dumb Blondes · 8–5 regular season
2026
Most recent season with Dumb Blondes
2–5 · Week 8 in progress
Official Honors
Trophy Case
Large Bowl Champion
Season II
From the record
Large Bowl Appearance2×
2 further appearances
From the record
Playoff Appearance6×
6 seasons in the championship bracket
From the record
The Nathan Peterman Award
4–10 regular season
From the record
Turkey Bowl MVP
League award
Postseason
Playoff History
IX
Quarterfinal vs The Thrashers2025 · George Greeby148.2–150.7VII
Semifinal vs The Skrtles2023 · Brendan Dever124.2–156.1VII
Quarterfinal vs Pizza Planet2023 · Seamus Flanigan134.2–98.3VSemifinal vs The Thrashers2021 · George Greeby126.0–152.5V
Quarterfinal vs Limp CMC2021 · Ryan Orzeck126.5–80.1IIILarge Bowl vs Run CMC2019 · Ryan Orzeck104.7–166.2III
Semifinal vs Spicey Sauce2019 · Luke Spicer166.9–109.7II
Large Bowl vs Adrian Beaterson2018 · John McCoy156.3–107.4II
Semifinal vs RIP SKRT (SKRTLES)2018 · Brendan Dever115.3–112.4I
Large Bowl vs Beats By Ray2017 · Seamus Flanigan115.0–118.0I
Semifinal vs Spicey Sauce2017 · Luke Spicer132.0–117.5I
Quarterfinal vs DogShxt Weetards2017 · John McCoy116.0–86.2
Quarterfinal vs The Thrashers2025 · George Greeby148.2–150.7VIISemifinal vs The Skrtles2023 · Brendan Dever124.2–156.1VIIQuarterfinal vs Pizza Planet2023 · Seamus Flanigan134.2–98.3VSemifinal vs The Thrashers2021 · George Greeby126.0–152.5VQuarterfinal vs Limp CMC2021 · Ryan Orzeck126.5–80.1IIILarge Bowl vs Run CMC2019 · Ryan Orzeck104.7–166.2IIISemifinal vs Spicey Sauce2019 · Luke Spicer166.9–109.7IILarge Bowl vs Adrian Beaterson2018 · John McCoy156.3–107.4IISemifinal vs RIP SKRT (SKRTLES)2018 · Brendan Dever115.3–112.4ILarge Bowl vs Beats By Ray2017 · Seamus Flanigan115.0–118.0ISemifinal vs Spicey Sauce2017 · Luke Spicer132.0–117.5IQuarterfinal vs DogShxt Weetards2017 · John McCoy116.0–86.2Rivalries
Head to Head
| Opponent | All-Time | Streak |
|---|---|---|
 Seamus Flanigan | 4–15 | L5 |
 Keith Paley Jr. | 7–8 | L1 |
| John McCoy | 7–8 | W1 |
 Ryan Orzeck | 9–6 | W1 |
 Luke Spicer | 8–6 | L1 |
 Ethan Spicer | 9–5 | L1 |
 Brendan Dever | 5–7 | L2 |
 Eric Peters | 7–3 | W1 |
| Gabe Giovene | 5–3 | L1 |
 George Greeby | 2–5 | L1 |
| Luke Pryor | 3–0 | W3 |
| Connor Fennell | 2–0 | W2 |
| Will Judd | 1–1 | W1 |
| Nick Paley | 1–1 | L1 |
| Dan Jurgelewicz | 1–0 | W1 |
| Mike Campellone | 1–0 | W1 |
| Pat Fischetti | 1–0 | W1 |
 Ben Spicer | 0–1 | L1 |
Draft
Draft History
X · 2026
De'Von Achane
RBPick #10 · 15 selections
IX · 2025
Malik Nabers
WRPick #9 · 15 selections
VIII · 2024
Saquon Barkley
RBPick #10 · 15 selections
VII · 2023
Christian McCaffrey
RBPick #2 · 15 selections
153 career selections across 10 drafts.
Archive
Complete Game Log
| Season | Opponent | Score | Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| X | Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr. | 97.5–130.2 | L |
| X | Beats by RaySeamus Flanigan | 87.8–129.5 | L |
| X | Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters | 128.6–109.4 | W |
| X | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 143.4–103.6 | W |
| X | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 101.4–112.6 | L |
| X | The SkrtlesBrendan Dever | 113.6–140.6 | L |
| X | Dumpy UmbrellaBen Spicer | 123.2–132.9 | L |
| IX | The ThrashersGeorge Greeby | 148.2–150.7 | L |
| IX | Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan | 102.1–112.2 | L |
| IX | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 132.4–98.9 | W |
| IX | The SkrtlesBrendan Dever | 122.2–136.7 | L |
| IX | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 126.3–127.6 | L |
| IX | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 129.9–159.0 | L |
| IX | Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr. | 109.3–105.9 | W |
| IX | Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters | 86.7–177.2 | L |
| IX | The ThrashersGeorge Greeby | 142.4–101.3 | W |
| IX | Gas PackJohn McCoy | 152.3–92.3 | W |
| IX | Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan | 103.2–127.0 | L |
| IX | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 125.5–127.9 | L |
| IX | The SkrtlesBrendan Dever | 112.0–92.2 | W |
| IX | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 140.0–107.8 | W |
| IX | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 98.3–92.9 | W |
| VIII | Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene | 112.9–120.0 | L |
| VIII | Gas PackJohn McCoy | 117.3–136.5 | L |
| VIII | Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan | 116.1–157.4 | L |
| VIII | The SkrtlesBrendan Dever | 119.1–139.4 | L |
| VIII | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 119.9–153.5 | L |
| VIII | Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters | 132.6–110.1 | W |
| VIII | Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr. | 138.8–156.5 | L |
| VIII | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 84.9–84.6 | W |
| VIII | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 125.0–131.7 | L |
| VIII | Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene | 127.7–120.1 | W |
| VIII | Gas PackJohn McCoy | 94.3–117.1 | L |
| VIII | Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan | 107.2–121.2 | L |
| VIII | The SkrtlesBrendan Dever | 132.5–130.7 | W |
| VIII | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 134.1–121.7 | W |
| VII | The SkrtlesBrendan Dever | 124.2–156.1 | L |
| VII | Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan | 134.2–98.3 | W |
| VII | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 128.7–113.3 | W |
| VII | Gas PackJohn McCoy | 123.1–128.5 | L |
| VII | Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr. | 123.3–91.4 | W |
| VII | Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene | 130.6–108.3 | W |
| VII | Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan | 107.8–131.1 | L |
| VII | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 92.6–116.5 | L |
| VII | Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters | 140.8–105.2 | W |
| VII | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 119.6–100.5 | W |
| VII | The SkrtlesBrendan Dever | 91.9–131.5 | L |
| VII | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 154.6–146.9 | W |
| VII | Gas PackJohn McCoy | 112.8–79.9 | W |
| VII | Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr. | 152.3–115.6 | W |
| VII | Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene | 104.3–74.4 | W |
| VII | Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan | 99.8–123.0 | L |
| VI | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 54.3–120.1 | L |
| VI | Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr. | 112.0–125.0 | L |
| VI | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 128.3–90.5 | W |
| VI | The ThrashedGeorge Greeby | 100.4–156.1 | L |
| VI | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 106.9–116.1 | L |
| VI | Gas PackJohn McCoy | 99.1–104.4 | L |
| VI | Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan | 113.8–124.7 | L |
| VI | Shirtless TeamPat Fischetti | 101.5–91.1 | W |
| VI | Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene | 110.4–71.1 | W |
| VI | Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters | 101.6–146.6 | L |
| VI | The SkrtlesBrendan Dever | 73.1–106.2 | L |
| VI | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 115.6–100.8 | W |
| VI | Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr. | 77.8–101.3 | L |
| VI | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 127.2–140.4 | L |
| V | The ThrashersGeorge Greeby | 126.0–152.5 | L |
| V | Limp CMCRyan Orzeck | 126.5–80.1 | W |
| V | Gas Pack💨John McCoy | 112.3–127.4 | L |
| V | Limp CMCRyan Orzeck | 135.8–105.0 | W |
| V | The ThrashersGeorge Greeby | 101.2–143.2 | L |
| V | Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr. | 139.1–105.9 | W |
| V | الدماغية بلدي ا السكتةEthan Spicer | 131.4–116.3 | W |
| V | Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters | 99.3–75.8 | W |
| V | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 99.0–109.7 | L |
| V | Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene | 124.0–121.8 | W |
| V | Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan | 134.7–105.8 | W |
| V | Gas Pack💨John McCoy | 166.5–101.6 | W |
| V | Limp CMCRyan Orzeck | 118.8–93.8 | W |
| V | The ThrashersGeorge Greeby | 122.7–128.9 | L |
| V | Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr. | 153.8–160.1 | L |
| V | الدماغية بلدي ا السكتةEthan Spicer | 129.1–177.3 | L |
| IV | Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene | 108.4–121.6 | L |
| IV | Gas Pack💨John McCoy | 137.8–172.7 | L |
| IV | Hot Chubb Time MachineNick Paley | 106.9–118.8 | L |
| IV | Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan | 96.4–129.4 | L |
| IV | Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters | 171.0–113.8 | W |
| IV | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 157.0–92.7 | W |
| IV | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 94.3–140.0 | L |
| IV | Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr. | 103.2–68.7 | W |
| IV | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 150.2–176.6 | L |
| IV | Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene | 126.4–168.0 | L |
| IV | Gas Pack💨John McCoy | 108.2–162.1 | L |
| IV | Hot Chubb Time MachineNick Paley | 137.6–129.0 | W |
| IV | Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan | 111.1–161.6 | L |
| III | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 104.7–166.2 | L |
| III | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 166.9–109.7 | W |
| III | Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr. | 102.4–103.8 | L |
| III | Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan | 105.5–95.0 | W |
| III | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 105.5–93.8 | W |
| III | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 140.5–137.6 | W |
| III | The SkrtlesBrendan Dever | 147.3–126.1 | W |
| III | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 111.8–135.0 | L |
| III | Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters | 120.3–125.3 | L |
| III | The ThrashersGeorge Greeby | 125.5–114.3 | W |
| III | The TeamJohn McCoy | 151.5–120.0 | W |
| III | Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr. | 140.7–108.1 | W |
| III | Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan | 94.3–128.4 | L |
| III | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 146.6–135.1 | W |
| III | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 161.0–156.0 | W |
| II | Adrian BeatersonJohn McCoy | 156.3–107.4 | W |
| II | RIP SKRT (SKRTLES)Brendan Dever | 115.3–112.4 | W |
| II | Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan | 159.9–102.6 | W |
| II | Team PryorLuke Pryor | 149.3–135.3 | W |
| II | Ron Mexico's RevengeWill Judd | 178.1–93.2 | W |
| II | Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters | 113.4–108.3 | W |
| II | RIP SKRT (SKRTLES)Brendan Dever | 86.1–127.1 | L |
| II | Adrian BeatersonJohn McCoy | 165.0–182.2 | L |
| II | Spare Players?Keith Paley Jr. | 90.6–114.9 | L |
| II | Bad JuJuRyan Orzeck & Ethan Spicer | 170.3–162.5 | W |
| II | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 126.3–125.4 | W |
| II | Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan | 144.6–161.2 | L |
| II | Team PryorLuke Pryor | 106.7–104.6 | W |
| II | Ron Mexico's RevengeWill Judd | 143.6–148.2 | L |
| II | Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters | 104.0–97.7 | W |
| I | Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan | 115.0–118.0 | L |
| I | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 132.0–117.5 | W |
| I | DogShxt WeetardsJohn McCoy | 116.0–86.2 | W |
| I | Team PaleyKeith Paley Jr. | 95.1–100.9 | L |
| I | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 79.9–130.7 | L |
| I | Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan | 130.1–138.4 | L |
| I | I'm retardedConnor Fennell | 120.5–119.8 | W |
| I | DogShxt WeetardsJohn McCoy | 122.8–95.2 | W |
| I | The CampersMike Campellone | 122.7–90.0 | W |
| I | RIP SKRTBrendan Dever | 151.8–94.3 | W |
| I | Fook FloydLuke Pryor | 117.6–85.7 | W |
| I | Team JurgelewiczDan Jurgelewicz | 123.1–100.1 | W |
| I | Team PaleyKeith Paley Jr. | 112.3–96.9 | W |
| I | Spicey SauceLuke Spicer | 129.5–103.8 | W |
| I | Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan | 110.3–119.9 | L |
| I | I'm retardedConnor Fennell | 150.8–92.5 | W |