Standings
Season X
2026 · 10 teams · top 6 qualify for the championship bracket, with a first-round bye for the top two seeds.
Season X · Week 1
Every team is 0–0. The schedule is published and rosters are set, so this table is live — it fills in as soon as Week 1 is final.
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Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker0–02
Crab MeatEthan Spicer0–03
Dumpy UmbrellaBen Spicer0–04
Spicey SauceLuke Spicer0–05
Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan0–06
Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr.0–07
The ThrashersGeorge Greeby0–08
Run CMCRyan Orzeck0–09
Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters0–010
The SkrtlesBrendan Dever0–0
Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker0–02Crab MeatEthan Spicer0–03Dumpy UmbrellaBen Spicer0–04Spicey SauceLuke Spicer0–05Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan0–06Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr.0–07The ThrashersGeorge Greeby0–08Run CMCRyan Orzeck0–09Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters0–010The SkrtlesBrendan Dever0–0Updated a minute ago
Week 1
Opening Matchups
1Dumpy Umbrella at Dumb BlondesBen Spicer vs Nikolas Steacker—
2Pizza Planet at Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendSeamus Flanigan vs Eric Peters—
3The Skrtles at Spicey SauceBrendan Dever vs Luke Spicer—
4Chief Keith at Run CMCKeith Paley Jr. vs Ryan Orzeck—
5Crab Meat at The ThrashersEthan Spicer vs George Greeby—