Standings
2026 · 10 teams · top 6 qualify for the championship bracket, with a first-round bye for the top two seeds.
Every team is 0–0. The schedule is published and rosters are set, so this table is live — it fills in as soon as Week 1 is final.
Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker0–02
Crab MeatEthan Spicer0–03
Dumpy UmbrellaBen Spicer0–04
Spicey SauceLuke Spicer0–05
Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan0–06
Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr.0–07
The ThrashersGeorge Greeby0–08
Run CMCRyan Orzeck0–09
Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters0–010
The SkrtlesBrendan Dever0–0Updated just now