Active Coach
Ben Spicer
Dumpy Umbrella1 season · 2026–2026
4
Career wins
4–3 · .571
0
Large Bowls
0 appearances
0
Playoff berths
of 1 seasons
123.6
Points per game
865 for · 861 against
Season X · Week 8
Dumpy Umbrella
Record
4–3
4th in the league
Points For
865.1
This season
Points Against
860.6
This season
Projected
126.5
Week 8 starters
Dumpy Umbrella126.50 left · live proj 121.8vsSpicey Sauce125.40 left · live proj 152.5
Week 8 · Proj.Full matchup →
Season X
Current Roster
Lineup complete · 9 startersUpdated 3 minutes ago
SlotStarterPtsProj
QB
Bryce YoungFinal
16.9Bryce YoungQB · CAR 19–27 GB · Final
10.4Points
16.9Projected
- Passing
- 23/41
- Pass yards
- 209
- Pass TD
- 1
- Interceptions
- 1
RB
Bijan RobinsonFinal
20.1Bijan RobinsonRB · ATL 0–16 TB · Final
7.6Points
20.1Projected
- Carries
- 19
- Rush yards
- 76
RB
Jahmyr GibbsFinal
24.6Jahmyr GibbsRB · DET 19–15 MIN · Final
24.8Points
24.6Projected
- Carries
- 23
- Rush yards
- 153
- Rush TD
- 1
- Receptions
- 2
- Rec yards
- 15
WR
DJ MooreFinal
13.6DJ MooreWR · BUF 36–10 BAL · Final
16.6Points
13.6Projected
- Carries
- 1
- Rush yards
- 4
- Receptions
- 4
- Rec yards
- 82
- Rec TD
- 1
WR
Makai LemonFinal
10.2Makai LemonWR · PHI 10–27 WSH · Final
11.7Points
10.2Projected
- Receptions
- 6
- Rec yards
- 57
TE
T.J. HockensonFinal
11.2T.J. HockensonTE · MIN 15–19 DET · Final
15.8Points
11.2Projected
- Receptions
- 4
- Rec yards
- 58
- Rec TD
- 1
FLEX
Bhayshul TutenFinal
14.6Bhayshul TutenRB · JAX 42–7 IND · Final
29.9Points
14.6Projected
- Carries
- 16
- Rush yards
- 104
- Rush TD
- 1
- Receptions
- 2
- Rec yards
- 55
- Rec TD
- 1
D/ST
Browns D/STFinal
6.3Browns D/STD/ST · CLE 6–27 PIT · Final
2.0Points
6.3Projected
No stat breakdown from ESPN for this player yet.
ESPN · Updated 3 minutes agoK
Trey SmackFinal
9.1Trey SmackK · GB 27–19 CAR · Final
3.0Points
9.1Projected
No stat breakdown from ESPN for this player yet.
ESPN · Updated 3 minutes agoBench
BE
Ladd McConkeyFinal
10.4Ladd McConkeyWR · LAC 9–24 LAR · Final
12.6Points
10.4Projected
- Receptions
- 4
- Rec yards
- 86
BE
Malik WashingtonFinal
10.2Malik WashingtonWR · MIA 19–24 NE · Final
15.0Points
10.2Projected
- Receptions
- 5
- Rec yards
- 40
- Rec TD
- 1
BE
Dalton KincaidFinal
8.9Dalton KincaidTE · BUF 36–10 BAL · Final
18.6Points
8.9Projected
- Receptions
- 4
- Rec yards
- 86
- Rec TD
- 1
BE
Carnell TateFinal
0.0Carnell TateWR · TEN 36–43 CIN · Final
—Points
0.0Projected
No stat breakdown from ESPN for this player yet.
ESPN · Updated 3 minutes agoBE
Jordyn TysonStatus unavailable
0.0Jordyn TysonWR
—Points
0.0Projected
No stat breakdown from ESPN for this player yet.
ESPN · Updated 3 minutes agoBE
Tyler ShoughStatus unavailable
0.0Tyler ShoughQB
—Points
0.0Projected
No stat breakdown from ESPN for this player yet.
ESPN · Updated 3 minutes agoStarters121.8126.5
Updated 3 minutes ago
Career
All-Time Record
Regular Season
4–3
.571
Postseason
—
no appearances
All-Play
34–29
luck +0.2
Seasons
1
2026–2026
Expected wins
3.8
actual 4 · +0.2 luck
Median record
4–3
weekly score vs median
Manager efficiency
90.7%
actual ÷ optimal
Start/sit cost
88.2
7 analysed weeks
Career
Signature Games
Highest Score
146.8
2026
Lowest Score
98.5
2026
Biggest Win
+33.9
2026
Closest Win
+2.08
2026
Best Loss
119.2
2026
Streaks
W3 · L2
Longest winning / losing runs
Timeline
Career Path
| Season | Team | Regular | Finish |
|---|---|---|---|
| X2026 | Dumpy Umbrella | 4–3 | Week 8 in progress |
Milestones
2026
Joined the league with Dumpy Umbrella
Season X · finished Season in progress
2026
Most recent season with Dumpy Umbrella
4–3 · Week 8 in progress
Rivalries
Head to Head
| Opponent | All-Time | Streak |
|---|---|---|
 Nikolas Steacker | 1–0 | W1 |
 Seamus Flanigan | 1–0 | W1 |
 Brendan Dever | 1–0 | W1 |
 Keith Paley Jr. | 0–1 | L1 |
 Ethan Spicer | 1–0 | W1 |
 George Greeby | 0–1 | L1 |
 Ryan Orzeck | 0–1 | L1 |
Draft
Draft History
15 career selections across 1 drafts.
Archive
Complete Game Log
| Season | Opponent | Score | Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| X | Run CMCRyan Orzeck | 98.5–130.4 | L |
| X | The ThrashersGeorge Greeby | 114.4–117.7 | L |
| X | Crab MeatEthan Spicer | 146.8–136.1 | W |
| X | Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr. | 119.2–135.9 | L |
| X | The SkrtlesBrendan Dever | 120.4–86.6 | W |
| X | Beats by RaySeamus Flanigan | 132.9–130.8 | W |
| X | Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker | 132.9–123.2 | W |