Roster movement below is derived from weekly box scores, not from official transaction records. It shows the weeks a player actually appeared on a roster, which is not the same as the date they were added or dropped.

Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters · weeks 1–17 · 2 starts176.3 VIII

Gas PackJohn McCoy · weeks 1–8 · 2 starts99.3 VIII

Run CMCRyan Orzeck · weeks 9–17 · 6 starts95.2 VII

Crab MeatEthan Spicer · weeks 1–17 · 16 starts206.0 VI

Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters · weeks 1–17 · 5 starts246.9 V

Gas Pack💨John McCoy · weeks 1–1 · 0 starts8.3 V

الدماغية بلدي ا السكتةEthan Spicer · weeks 3–6 · 0 starts37.8 V

Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene · weeks 7–9 · 0 starts9.0 V

Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker · weeks 11–17 · 0 starts68.7 IVCrab MeatEthan Spicer · weeks 1–1 · 0 starts5.2 IV

Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker · weeks 9–16 · 1 start73.8 III

Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker · weeks 1–7 · 0 starts33.7

Production

Season by Season

Season	Year	Starts	Weeks	Points	Avg
IX	2025	2	17	25.4	12.7
VIII	2024	8	17	103.7	13.0
VII	2023	16	17	206.0	12.9
VI	2022	5	17	121.4	24.3
V	2021	0	15	0.0	—
IV	2020	1	9	3.0	3.0
III	2019	0	7	0.0	—

Postseason

Playoff Performances

VIFirst-round bye · Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend2022 · RB14.6

VISemifinal · Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend2022 · RB14.0 VQuarterfinal · Dumb Blondes2021 · Bench11.7

VIIIFirst-round bye · Run CMC2024 · RB8.5

VIIISemifinal · Run CMC2024 · RB8.0 VIIQuarterfinal · Crab Meat2023 · RB7.7 VSemifinal · Dumb Blondes2021 · Bench7.0 VIISemifinal · Crab Meat2023 · RB5.3

Game Log

Every Week

Season	Wk	Team	Slot	Points
IX	17	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	11.5
IX	16	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	10.2
IX	15	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	18.2
IX	14	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	28.1
IX	13	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	5.3
IX	12	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	8.1
IX	11	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	5.6
IX	10	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	0.0
IX	9	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	7.8
IX	8	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	6.3
IX	7	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	12.1
IX	6	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	6.7
IX	5	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	RB	14.8
IX	4	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	RB	10.6
IX	3	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	13.9
IX	2	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	9.2
IX	1	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	7.9
VIII	17	Run CMC	Bench	0.0
VIII	16	Run CMC	RB	8.0
VIII	15	Run CMC	RB	8.5
VIII	14	Run CMC	RB	14.4
VIII	13	Run CMC	RB	8.8
VIII	12	Run CMC	RB	21.9
VIII	11	Run CMC	Bench	4.9
VIII	10	Run CMC	Bench	10.3
VIII	9	Run CMC	RB	18.4
VIII	8	Gas Pack	Bench	14.7
VIII	7	Gas Pack	Bench	8.5
VIII	6	Gas Pack	RB	17.8
VIII	5	Gas Pack	Bench	0.0
VIII	4	Gas Pack	Bench	18.8
VIII	3	Gas Pack	RB	5.9
VIII	2	Gas Pack	Bench	15.2
VIII	1	Gas Pack	Bench	18.4
VII	17	Crab Meat	RB	5.9
VII	16	Crab Meat	RB	5.3
VII	15	Crab Meat	RB	7.7
VII	14	Crab Meat	RB	16.6
VII	13	Crab Meat	RB	17.3
VII	12	Crab Meat	RB	22.3
VII	11	Crab Meat	RB	18.0
VII	10	Crab Meat	RB	5.5
VII	9	Crab Meat	RB	9.3
VII	8	Crab Meat	RB	6.5
VII	7	Crab Meat	Bench	0.0
VII	6	Crab Meat	RB	17.0
VII	5	Crab Meat	RB	8.4
VII	4	Crab Meat	RB	9.0
VII	3	Crab Meat	RB	15.1
VII	2	Crab Meat	RB	19.9
VII	1	Crab Meat	RB	22.2
VI	17	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	0.0
VI	16	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	RB	14.0
VI	15	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	RB	14.6
VI	14	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	FLEX	22.2
VI	13	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	24.6
VI	12	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	8.1
VI	11	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	FLEX	36.9
VI	10	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	21.8
VI	9	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	0.0
VI	8	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	RB	33.7
VI	7	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	12.9
VI	6	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	7.2
VI	5	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	14.6
VI	4	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	1.8
VI	3	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	10.5
VI	2	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	19.8
VI	1	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	4.2
V	17	Dumb Blondes	Bench	8.8
V	16	Dumb Blondes	Bench	7.0
V	15	Dumb Blondes	Bench	11.7
V	14	Dumb Blondes	Bench	0.0
V	13	Dumb Blondes	Bench	15.4
V	12	Dumb Blondes	Bench	16.8
V	11	Dumb Blondes	Bench	9.0
V	9	Nasty Slobs	Bench	5.3
V	8	Nasty Slobs	Bench	3.7
V	7	Nasty Slobs	Bench	0.0
V	6	الدماغية بلدي ا السكتة	Bench	9.3
V	5	الدماغية بلدي ا السكتة	Bench	14.3
V	4	الدماغية بلدي ا السكتة	Bench	6.7
V	3	الدماغية بلدي ا السكتة	Bench	7.5
V	1	Gas Pack💨	Bench	8.3
IV	16	Dumb Blondes	FLEX	3.0
IV	15	Dumb Blondes	Bench	31.2
IV	14	Dumb Blondes	Bench	12.8
IV	13	Dumb Blondes	Bench	3.8
IV	12	Dumb Blondes	Bench	4.2
IV	11	Dumb Blondes	Bench	12.0
IV	10	Dumb Blondes	Bench	0.0
IV	9	Dumb Blondes	Bench	6.8
IV	1	Crab Meat	Bench	5.2
III	7	Dumb Blondes	Bench	2.8
III	6	Dumb Blondes	Bench	1.3
III	5	Dumb Blondes	Bench	1.9
III	4	Dumb Blondes	Bench	0.0
III	3	Dumb Blondes	Bench	21.8
III	2	Dumb Blondes	Bench	3.5
III	1	Dumb Blondes	Bench	2.4