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Dolphins D/ST

In LFL lineups 2017–2025 · rostered by 11 coaches

346.0

Starter points

38 starts

25.0

Best week

2021 · week 16

Rostered weeks

8 seasons

Playoff weeks

no Large Bowl

Form

Recent Performances

IXWeek 14 · The Thrashers vs Gas Pack2025 · D/ST · team won17.0 IXWeek 1 · The Skrtles vs Gas Pack2025 · D/ST · team won-3.0 VIIIWeek 14 · Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend vs Gas Pack2024 · D/ST · team lost0.0 VIIIWeek 12 · Run CMC vs Nasty Slobs2024 · D/ST · team won13.0 VIIIWeek 11 · Run CMC vs Gas Pack2024 · D/ST · team won5.0 VIIIWeek 5 · Nasty Slobs vs Dumb Blondes2024 · D/ST · team lost7.0

Completed weeks come from official league results; bench weeks are shown but never counted as starts.

Draft

LFL Draft History

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VIII

Round 15, pick 9 · #149 overall2024 · Nasty Slobs · Gabe Giovene

Rosters

Teams & Coaches

Roster movement below is derived from weekly box scores, not from official transaction records. It shows the weeks a player actually appeared on a roster, which is not the same as the date they were added or dropped.

The SkrtlesBrendan Dever · weeks 1–1 · 1 start-3.0 IX

The ThrashersGeorge Greeby · weeks 14–14 · 1 start17.0 VIII

Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene · weeks 1–5 · 3 starts19.0 VIII

Run CMCRyan Orzeck · weeks 11–12 · 2 starts18.0 VIII

Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters · weeks 14–14 · 1 start0.0 VII

Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr. · weeks 5–6 · 2 starts19.0 VII

Run CMCRyan Orzeck · weeks 12–14 · 3 starts46.0 VII

Crab MeatEthan Spicer · weeks 15–17 · 1 start21.0 VI

Run CMCRyan Orzeck · weeks 5–7 · 3 starts15.0 VI

Crab MeatEthan Spicer · weeks 9–9 · 1 start8.0 VI

Pizza PlanetSeamus Flanigan · weeks 10–10 · 1 start8.0 VI

Shirtless TeamPat Fischetti · weeks 12–17 · 3 starts36.0 V

The ThrashersGeorge Greeby · weeks 11–15 · 3 starts49.0 V

Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker · weeks 16–17 · 1 start25.0 IV

Run CMCRyan Orzeck · weeks 6–6 · 1 start12.0 IVCrab MeatEthan Spicer · weeks 10–16 · 6 starts53.0 II

Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker · weeks 6–6 · 0 starts2.0 II

Bad JuJuRyan Orzeck & Ethan Spicer · weeks 9–10 · 1 start28.0 II

Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan · weeks 13–13 · 1 start6.0 I

DogShxt WeetardsJohn McCoy · weeks 3–3 · 1 start4.0 I

Team PaleyKeith Paley Jr. · weeks 7–8 · 2 starts11.0

Production

Season by Season

Season	Year	Starts	Weeks	Points	Avg
IX	2025	2	2	14.0	7.0
VIII	2024	6	6	37.0	6.2
VII	2023	6	8	87.0	14.5
VI	2022	8	11	57.0	7.1
V	2021	4	7	49.0	12.3
IV	2020	7	8	57.0	8.1
II	2018	2	4	30.0	15.0
I	2017	3	3	15.0	5.0

Postseason

Playoff Performances

VSemifinal · Dumb Blondes2021 · D/ST25.0 VIIQuarterfinal · Crab Meat2023 · D/ST22.0

VFirst-round bye · The Thrashers2021 · D/ST10.0

VIISemifinal · Crab Meat2023 · Bench6.0 VIQuarterfinal · Shirtless Team2022 · Bench0.0

Game Log

Every Week

Season	Wk	Team	Opponent	Slot	Points
IX	14	The Thrashers	W · Gas Pack	D/ST	17.0
IX	1	The Skrtles	W · Gas Pack	D/ST	-3.0
VIII	14	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	L · Gas Pack	D/ST	0.0
VIII	12	Run CMC	W · Nasty Slobs	D/ST	13.0
VIII	11	Run CMC	W · Gas Pack	D/ST	5.0
VIII	5	Nasty Slobs	L · Dumb Blondes	D/ST	7.0
VIII	4	Nasty Slobs	L · Spicey Sauce	D/ST	4.0
VIII	1	Nasty Slobs	L · Gas Pack	D/ST	8.0
VII	17	Crab Meat	L · Dumb Blondes	Bench	-7.0
VII	16	Crab Meat	L · Run CMC	Bench	6.0
VII	15	Crab Meat	W · Spicey Sauce	D/ST	22.0
VII	14	Run CMC	L · Crab Meat	D/ST	9.0
VII	13	Run CMC	L · Nasty Slobs	D/ST	14.0
VII	12	Run CMC	W · The Skrtles	D/ST	23.0
VII	6	Chief Keith	L · Run CMC	D/ST	7.0
VII	5	Chief Keith	W · Nasty Slobs	D/ST	12.0
VI	17	Shirtless Team	L · Crab Meat	Bench	6.0
VI	16	Shirtless Team	—	Bench	4.0
VI	15	Shirtless Team	L · Pizza Planet	Bench	0.0
VI	14	Shirtless Team	L · Gas Pack	D/ST	1.0
VI	13	Shirtless Team	W · Pizza Planet	D/ST	5.0
VI	12	Shirtless Team	W · Chief Keith	D/ST	20.0
VI	10	Pizza Planet	W · The Skrtles	D/ST	8.0
VI	9	Crab Meat	W · Spicey Sauce	D/ST	8.0
VI	7	Run CMC	W · Nasty Slobs	D/ST	11.0
VI	6	Run CMC	L · Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	D/ST	5.0
VI	5	Run CMC	L · The Skrtles	D/ST	-1.0
V	17	Dumb Blondes	W · Spicey Sauce	Bench	0.0
V	16	Dumb Blondes	L · The Thrashers	D/ST	25.0
V	15	The Thrashers	—	D/ST	10.0
V	14	The Thrashers	W · Beats By Ray	Bench	0.0
V	13	The Thrashers	W · Gas Pack💨	D/ST	10.0
V	12	The Thrashers	W · Dumb Blondes	Bench	25.0
V	11	The Thrashers	W · Limp CMC	D/ST	4.0
IV	16	Crab Meat	W · Hot Chubb Time Machine	D/ST	2.0
IV	15	Crab Meat	L · Dumb Blondes	D/ST	8.0
IV	14	Crab Meat	W · Spicey Sauce	D/ST	7.0
IV	13	Crab Meat	W · Spicey Sauce	D/ST	16.0
IV	12	Crab Meat	W · Chief Keith	D/ST	13.0
IV	11	Crab Meat	L · Run CMC	D/ST	-1.0
IV	10	Crab Meat	W · Nasty Slobs	Bench	8.0
IV	6	Run CMC	W · Gas Pack💨	D/ST	12.0
II	13	Beats By Ray	L · Dumb Blondes	D/ST	6.0
II	10	Bad JuJu	W · Adrian Beaterson	Bench	4.0
II	9	Bad JuJu	W · Team Pryor	D/ST	24.0
II	6	Dumb Blondes	W · Bad JuJu	Bench	2.0
I	8	Team Paley	L · I'm retarded	Started	3.0
I	7	Team Paley	L · DogShxt Weetards	Started	8.0
I	3	DogShxt Weetards	W · Fook Floyd	Started	4.0