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Zach Ertz

In LFL lineups 2017–2025 · rostered by 11 coaches

999.0

Starter points

73 starts

40.5

Best week

2018 · week 10

Rostered weeks

9 seasons

Playoff weeks

1 in the Large Bowl

Form

Recent Performances

IXWeek 11 · Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend vs Pizza Planet2025 · TE · team lost8.2 IXWeek 5 · The Thrashers vs Gas Pack2025 · TE · team lost0.0 IXWeek 4 · The Thrashers vs Pizza Planet2025 · TE · team won6.1 IXWeek 3 · The Thrashers vs Crab Meat2025 · TE · team won6.8 VIIIWeek 17 · The Skrtles vs Crab Meat2024 · TE · team won · consolation25.2 VIIIWeek 16 · The Skrtles vs Crab Meat2024 · Bench · team won · consolation2.2

Completed weeks come from official league results; bench weeks are shown but never counted as starts.

Draft

LFL Draft History

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Round 8, pick 10 · #94 overall2022 · Spicey Sauce · Luke Spicer IV

Round 5, pick 6 · #46 overall2020 · Dumb Blondes · Nikolas Steacker III

Round 3, pick 3 · #23 overall2019 · Run CMC · Ryan Orzeck II

Round 3, pick 9 · #29 overall2018 · Spicey Sauce · Luke Spicer I

Round 5, pick 6 · #46 overall2017 · Beats By Ray · Seamus Flanigan

Rosters

Teams & Coaches

Roster movement below is derived from weekly box scores, not from official transaction records. It shows the weeks a player actually appeared on a roster, which is not the same as the date they were added or dropped.

The ThrashersGeorge Greeby · weeks 3–5 · 3 starts12.9 IX

Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters · weeks 11–11 · 1 start8.2 VIII

Gas PackJohn McCoy · weeks 9–10 · 0 starts8.6 VIII

The SkrtlesBrendan Dever · weeks 12–17 · 2 starts60.2 VII

Crab MeatEthan Spicer · weeks 5–6 · 2 starts13.2 VI

Spicey SauceLuke Spicer · weeks 1–10 · 10 starts115.6 V

Limp CMCRyan Orzeck · weeks 6–9 · 3 starts42.8 V

Nasty SlobsGabe Giovene · weeks 11–14 · 1 start40.0 V

Gas Pack💨John McCoy · weeks 15–15 · 1 start13.4 V

Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan · weeks 16–17 · 1 start24.5 IV

Dumb BlondesNikolas Steacker · weeks 1–3 · 2 starts34.0 IV

Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters · weeks 4–9 · 3 starts15.8 IV

Run CMCRyan Orzeck · weeks 12–13 · 0 starts5.1 IV

Chief KeithKeith Paley Jr. · weeks 16–16 · 1 start6.3 III

Run CMCRyan Orzeck · weeks 1–8 · 7 starts75.0 III

Spicey SauceLuke Spicer · weeks 3–3 · 1 start10.4 III

Bell-o Darkness My Old FriendEric Peters · weeks 9–16 · 7 starts130.2 II

Spicey SauceLuke Spicer · weeks 1–16 · 15 starts275.8 I

Beats By RaySeamus Flanigan · weeks 1–3 · 3 starts49.5 I

DogShxt WeetardsJohn McCoy · weeks 4–16 · 10 starts148.5

Production

Season by Season

Season	Year	Starts	Weeks	Points	Avg
IX	2025	4	4	21.1	5.3
VIII	2024	2	8	29.7	14.8
VII	2023	2	2	13.2	6.6
VI	2022	10	10	115.6	11.6
V	2021	6	11	87.9	14.7
IV	2020	6	12	42.1	7.0
III	2019	15	16	215.6	14.4
II	2018	15	16	275.8	18.4
I	2017	13	13	198.0	15.2

Postseason

Playoff Performances

VQuarterfinal · Gas Pack💨2021 · TE13.4 IVLarge Bowl · Chief Keith2020 · TE6.3 VIIIQuarterfinal · The Skrtles2024 · TE4.5

Game Log

Every Week

Season	Wk	Team	Opponent	Slot	Points
IX	11	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	L · Pizza Planet	TE	8.2
IX	5	The Thrashers	L · Gas Pack	TE	0.0
IX	4	The Thrashers	W · Pizza Planet	TE	6.1
IX	3	The Thrashers	W · Crab Meat	TE	6.8
VIII	17	The Skrtles	W · Crab Meat	TE	25.2
VIII	16	The Skrtles	W · Crab Meat	Bench	2.2
VIII	15	The Skrtles	L · Pizza Planet	TE	4.5
VIII	14	The Skrtles	L · Chief Keith	Bench	0.0
VIII	13	The Skrtles	W · Crab Meat	Bench	12.5
VIII	12	The Skrtles	W · Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	15.8
VIII	10	Gas Pack	W · Nasty Slobs	Bench	7.1
VIII	9	Gas Pack	W · Chief Keith	Bench	1.5
VII	6	Crab Meat	W · Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	TE	4.2
VII	5	Crab Meat	W · Run CMC	TE	9.0
VI	10	Spicey Sauce	W · Dumb Blondes	TE	2.2
VI	9	Spicey Sauce	L · Crab Meat	TE	15.0
VI	8	Spicey Sauce	L · The Thrashed	TE	13.4
VI	7	Spicey Sauce	W · Chief Keith	TE	6.1
VI	6	Spicey Sauce	W · Gas Pack	TE	14.0
VI	5	Spicey Sauce	W · Pizza Planet	TE	10.8
VI	4	Spicey Sauce	W · Shirtless Team	TE	16.7
VI	3	Spicey Sauce	L · Nasty Slobs	TE	10.5
VI	2	Spicey Sauce	L · Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	TE	15.5
VI	1	Spicey Sauce	W · The Skrtles	TE	11.4
V	17	Beats By Ray	L · Nasty Slobs	TE	11.1
V	16	Beats By Ray	L · Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	13.4
V	15	Gas Pack💨	W · Chief Keith	TE	13.4
V	14	Nasty Slobs	L · Chief Keith	Bench	9.2
V	13	Nasty Slobs	W · الدماغية بلدي ا السكتة	Bench	2.0
V	12	Nasty Slobs	W · Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	0.0
V	11	Nasty Slobs	W · Spicey Sauce	TE	28.8
V	9	Limp CMC	W · Chief Keith	TE	5.7
V	8	Limp CMC	W · Beats By Ray	Bench	8.2
V	7	Limp CMC	W · الدماغية بلدي ا السكتة	TE	16.0
V	6	Limp CMC	L · Gas Pack💨	TE	12.9
IV	16	Chief Keith	W · Run CMC	TE	6.3
IV	13	Run CMC	W · Beats By Ray	Bench	5.1
IV	12	Run CMC	L · Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	0.0
IV	9	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	L · Dumb Blondes	Bench	0.0
IV	8	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	W · Beats By Ray	Bench	0.0
IV	7	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	W · Hot Chubb Time Machine	Bench	0.0
IV	6	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	W · Crab Meat	TE	7.3
IV	5	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	L · Spicey Sauce	TE	1.6
IV	4	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	L · Chief Keith	TE	6.9
IV	3	Dumb Blondes	L · Gas Pack💨	Bench	14.0
IV	2	Dumb Blondes	W · Hot Chubb Time Machine	TE	9.2
IV	1	Dumb Blondes	L · Beats By Ray	TE	10.8
III	16	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	L · Chief Keith	TE	6.8
III	15	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	W · The Team	TE	17.1
III	14	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	W · Chief Keith	TE	30.1
III	13	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	W · The Thrashers	TE	5.4
III	12	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	W · The Team	TE	27.1
III	11	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	W · Chief Keith	TE	18.4
III	10	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	L · Beats By Ray	Bench	0.0
III	9	Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	W · Crab Meat	TE	25.3
III	8	Run CMC	W · Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	TE	4.0
III	7	Run CMC	L · The Thrashers	TE	5.8
III	6	Run CMC	W · The Team	TE	7.4
III	5	Run CMC	W · Chief Keith	TE	16.7
III	4	Run CMC	W · Beats By Ray	TE	13.5
III	3	Spicey Sauce	L · Chief Keith	TE	10.4
III	2	Run CMC	W · The Skrtles	TE	17.2
III	1	Run CMC	L · Dumb Blondes	TE	10.4
II	16	Spicey Sauce	W · Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	TE	35.0
II	15	Spicey Sauce	L · Spare Players?	TE	5.2
II	14	Spicey Sauce	W · Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	TE	8.8
II	13	Spicey Sauce	L · Bad JuJu	TE	17.3
II	12	Spicey Sauce	L · Beats By Ray	TE	22.1
II	11	Spicey Sauce	L · Team Pryor	TE	3.5
II	10	Spicey Sauce	W · Ron Mexico's Revenge	TE	40.5
II	9	Spicey Sauce	W · Bell-o Darkness My Old Friend	Bench	0.0
II	8	Spicey Sauce	L · RIP SKRT (SKRTLES)	TE	12.6
II	7	Spicey Sauce	L · Adrian Beaterson	TE	22.8
II	6	Spicey Sauce	W · Spare Players?	TE	17.3
II	5	Spicey Sauce	L · Dumb Blondes	TE	27.0
II	4	Spicey Sauce	W · Bad JuJu	TE	21.2
II	3	Spicey Sauce	W · Beats By Ray	TE	12.3
II	2	Spicey Sauce	W · Team Pryor	TE	20.4
II	1	Spicey Sauce	L · Ron Mexico's Revenge	TE	9.8
I	16	DogShxt Weetards	L · RIP SKRT	Started	17.1
I	15	DogShxt Weetards	L · RIP SKRT	Started	17.6
I	13	DogShxt Weetards	W · I'm retarded	Started	4.4
I	12	DogShxt Weetards	W · Fook Floyd	Started	26.3
I	11	DogShxt Weetards	W · The Campers	Started	2.8
I	8	DogShxt Weetards	W · Team Jurgelewicz	Started	13.4
I	7	DogShxt Weetards	W · Team Paley	Started	19.9
I	6	DogShxt Weetards	L · Spicey Sauce	Started	15.8
I	5	DogShxt Weetards	L · Beats By Ray	Started	18.1
I	4	DogShxt Weetards	W · I'm retarded	Started	13.1
I	3	Beats By Ray	W · RIP SKRT	Started	17.5
I	2	Beats By Ray	W · Dumb Blondes	Started	14.7
I	1	Beats By Ray	W · Team Jurgelewicz	Started	17.3